- 5 It’s like we’ve been saying, give the junkies free heroin and we’ll win in Afghanistan.

- 8 Shaw Cable places OUTtv, a channel devoted to 24/7 gay, lesbian, bi, and transgendered programming, in between 6 pay-per-view porn channels despite the channel features no porn whatsoever. Because being gay is like living in a porno. [via Tod Maffin]

+2 A B.C. island town is cursed with a visit from Oprah. They say that if Oprah touches your hand, you are doomed to a life of believing whatever you are told.

+9 If you haven’t seen VBS.tv’s video news series on the Alberta oilsands watch this and catch a glimpse of the industry that runs Canada.

- 2 Canada’s sovereignty over our arctic region is rooted in an historic connection to the land, its continued habitation by the Inuit people and our constant assertion of our sovereign claims, says Foreign Affairs Minister Peter MacKay. We have sovereignty over the arctic because of “our constant assertion of our sovereign claims”? What kind of logic is that? That’s essentially saying “I own you because I keep saying that I own you.” Are we trying to trick the Russians into giving it back with our mind games?

+3 Iranian teens aren’t that much unlike North American teens, except they still think that raves are cool.

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